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  • On the 12th day it hits the fan when the 12 maidens-dancing turned up and beat the living daylights out of the 8 maids-a-milking cause they found them carrying on with the 11 lords-a-leaping

    • by Jermaine McKenzie
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      This is The Twelve Days of Christmas with a dark British spin. It starts off with harmless gifts being sent from a female friend to this British comedic genius.

      First she sends the usual gift of a partridge in a pear tree.

      Second was two turtle doves who had a fight with the partidge.

      Third she sent three french hens who started another fight with the doves and partridge.

      Day four she sent 4 calling


      birds, more fighting.

      On the fifth day he was surprised that she sent 5 beautiful gold rings (he was scared that it might be more birds).

      On the sixth day she sent 6 geese, who nearly murdered the calling birds and by now his mother’s nerves is off the charts.

      Day seven, it gets worse when she sent 7 swans to add to the carnage.

      Day 8 was different as she sent 8 maids-a-milkin to ...


      • eat him out of house and home…plus the birds attacked them.

        Then she sent 9 drummers-drumming adding to the pandemonium.

        By the 10th day she has gone way too far, as she sent 10 pipers-piping, who sided with the drummers, in addition the 8 maidens were seen having a fine time with all that load music.

        It gets worse when the 11 lords-a-leaping joined the 8 maidens on the front lawn where the scandal continues.

        On the 12th day it hits the fan when the 12 maidens-dancing turned up and beat the living daylights out of the 8 maids-a-milking cause they found them carrying on with the 11 lords-a-leaping…meanwhile the birds came back and what a sort-out that was.

        In the end there was blood everywhere and his house was left in total disarray…If you haven’t heard it before, now is the time to get it, as it will leave you in stitches.




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