All the reviews I've written in Reviewstream serve as my mementos in life. I live in the tropics. I'm just a third-rate writer driveling as much about myself as the products I've used, which in literary criticism is a bad thing. But in Reviewstream, your voice is as valuable as any pompous critic however you say it. I love writing here to get my rhetoric gears going, and to fight the bad things this capitalist society feeds us. My mission is to bring to the fore the truth behind products, and to make you shamelessly buy the great ones.

If I hadn't been a writer, I'd probably be an artist focusing on the nuances of colors, as a self-proclaimed makeup connoisseur. I believe the q-tip is the best man-made invention on earth. And overall I'm a boring person who likes to watch boring black and white movies and jabber with my 3 sisters.

You see, I'm like Lord Voldemort (it's just that I have a nose). I implant a fraction of my soul in shallow objects, especially the good ones. And I inventory my horcruxes by writing reviews.

Happy shopping for horcruxes then. If you hate a product, don't mind ripping it to pieces in hopes that money will materialize.

Write it down instead.

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